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Messages from Man
Just one man, trying to help women understand what goes on in our head.
Cause we'll sure as shit never figure out what's going on in yours.
These guys. Should be thanked endlessly.
(Source: freshandclassy)
Gotta get me a timepiece that is’t a damn phone.
Now that’s a real man.
138.
We can be just as sensitive. We just don’t share it so freely.
137.
There is nothing sexier in a woman than intellect.
136.
Earn it. You’ll feel better when you do.
135.
Ladies. If you move out on your own. At least learn a few basic household maintenance or at least a house.
Ideal lunch break.
A pipe is exactly what I want. With some homegrown tobacco. Sorry honey. but its happening.
(Source: oldchum)
Mac VS PC.
Boyfriend: I have a memory like an elephant too just like you do.
Me: Oh really?
Boyfriend: Just because i don’t remember things right away, doesn’t mean i don’t remember them at all. I’ve got a slower processor than you. You have a mac and i have the PC.
One of the many reasons why i love him <3
Or cause I’m a goddamn genius. <3
